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Tarzan Of The Apes How Is This Book Unique Illustrations Included Free Audiobook Unabridged Edition Original Edition E Reader Friendly Tarzan Of The Apes Is A Novel Written By Edgar Rice Burroughs, The First In A Series Of Books About The Title Character Tarzan It Was First Published In The Pulp Magazine All Story Magazine In October,The Character Was So Popular That Burroughs Continued The Series Into The S With Two Dozen Sequels Here the fountainhead the story buried below a myriad adaptations E R Burroughs s dream did come true after all his Tarzan spun off into countless later tales films heck, even Broadway musicals Read this scant but brutal adventure tale with its due respect, for it includes examples of poetic and natural justice often tableaux with two male warrior bodies battling it out always a spectacle to behold cannibalism animal eroticism killer savage hot ness plot twists and many examples of schizophrenic scope the world becomes incredibly large and then ridiculously small It is the story of kingdoms regained surely my favorite amongst a dozen Disney conventions is, like the Sleeping Beauty, that which dabbles in the innerworkings of a regal fate, the inheritance of some forgotten nobility It is cinematic the imagination probably behind countless Hollywood blockbusters can be found here a champion of good fun There are climaxes which occur merely paragraphs from each other The effervescent prose is vicious, savage, alive the actions depicted all merciless and gory, R Rated before that very classification came into existence Tarzan s mother turns mad the jungle environment is enough to drive ANYONE insane Ends in optimistic Shawvian mode Sufficient amounts of comedy via wacky characters, like Esmeralda or Professor Porter And Lord and Lady Greystone s and Kala s child s bones all give off a rather mystical and effortless poetry to the whole fantasia. Pulp fiction at its best I went in with low expectations and enjoyed itthan I thought I would It s pulp fiction, but it s good pulp a fun romp and so very very silly Burroughs buys into all the prejudices of his time, but it s tough to blame him for being merely mortal Ignore it He s no worse than JM Barrie or Kipling I ve shelved it under Fantasy, and that s what it is There may be no Middle Earth or magic, but a novel where a child brought up among apes learns to read without human aid, and who, as an adult learns to speak fluent French and English in a matter of monthswell, if that s not a fantasy, then I m Galadriel. Remember this I liked that movie when I was younger Being the bookworm I am, as soon as I found out it was based in a book, I wanted to read it, thinking what I m sure most of us think when a book has movies Surely it is better And since the movie I knew is Disney s, then my second thought was It s gonna be hella different to the movie, and maybe even a childhood ruiner.Only the second of my thoughts was right Because Tarzan of the Apes is almost like an ode to insta love and, above all things, stalking.We all know the story, don t we A couple gets lost somewhere in Africa, they have a son there, but they die before him growing up After that, some apes come into their cabin, and one of them Kala decides to take the child as her own and raise him as if he were an ape.The problems started as soon as the animals appeared And I ll explain why with a question I m sure you ve heard before Is a lion cruel because he hunts The answer is always no , but here, it s stated several times that Sabor the lioness is cruel because she kills and eats.Oh, but that isn t so bad as this Tarzan, our handsome and mighty hero, kills too, and he does it for food, vengeance and pleasure, yet he is justified His murdering for pleasure is justified because he is M A N and not A P E.Actually, everything for Tarzan has an explanation because he is super special and we have to love him For example, at one point he almost strangles a man because Jane the love if his life rolls eyes was going to marry him and he has to force his mate upon him Not so sweet as Disney told is, right Besides, he s a victim of insta love, and before you say Jane was the first female of his species he ever saw , let me correct you She is not the first woman he saw she is the first white woman he saw, because he also saw women with dark skin, but all were ugly to his eyes.So when our hero meets beautiful and let s not forget it white Jane, he immediately falls in obsession love and starts observing and stalking her, la Joe from You.This is what Tarzan wrote to Jane after he stood over her room for hours and stole the letter she had been writing to a friend of hers I am Tarzan of the Apes I want you I am yours You are mine.It doesn t end there, though, because some days after he saves her from danger, and he starts kissing her even when he knows she s repulsed by him This repulsion, by the way, does not last long As soon as she examines him, she realises he s the most good looking man she has ever seen, and so she returns his love, forgets she already wanted another man, and then starts moaning that she doesn t feel safe if he s not with her.As if that weren t enough, we then have another of my bookish pet peeves Love triangle and a very annoying one, for that matter, with lots of whining and an obvious answer.And the last ingredient of all Sexism Oh God, I know this was written in a sexist era, but that doesn t mean I m going to accept it Quotes like this Ah, John, I wish that I might be a man with a man s philosophy, but I am but a woman, seeing with my heart rather than my head, and all that I can see is too horrible, too unthinkable to put into words are enough to make me hate a book, especially if there are lots of them.So you see Nothing like the Disney version And I m not surprised that s how it always is The difference this time is that I prefer that movie than this sorry excuse of a book, especially with its last line, which basically says forof Lord Greystoke s adventures, read The Return of Tarzan Yeah, like I m going to do that. Ah, how to begin Tarzan raised me from a little boy and helped me become a man After the Bobsey Twins, Hardy Boys, and, yes, Nancy Drew, I admit, came Tarzan, Return of Tarzan, Beasts of Tarzan, Son of Tarzan, Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar, yes 24 in all, and then the Mars series, and Moon, and Venus, and Pellucidar, I own over 65 Edgar Rice Burroughs books, but Tarzan was an inspriation to me, so I have to give the credit to this book, despite its flaws, for many happy hours of reading Tarzan is essentially a romance novel, so be prepared for a lot of mooning in between fierce battles and heroic feats of strength and agility Burroughs has only a half dozen characters in his repertoire, and most of them appear in every book he writes, but you learn to like them even though their names keep changing His hero overcomes any obstacle or adversity He will take any risk without fear He cannot even comprehend anything but truth, justice, and fair play The heroine is someone out of a Bronte or Austen novel who is ultimately beautiful, constantly in need of rescue, and always puts duty ahead of herself, even if it means marrying someone she doesn t love Burroughs villians are known mostly for craftiness, greed, and obsessive revenge These guys never forget being thwarted, even if they started the whole thing Don t try to read any racism into Burroughs treatment of Blacks and Africans He was a man of a different century, and times were different For his day he was a very liberal thinker, and I m convinced that he never intended any offense I highly recommend the first four or five Tarzan books, but for heaven s sakes, quit there Burrough s sci fi is great for someone wants to read one of the true pioneers of the genre It over explains scientific detail and gets way too technical, but writers like Heinlein were heavily influenced by it Mars was the best and Venus was okay, but the Moon series was crap Actually, Burroughs western novels the Bandit at Hells Bend and the Mucker were not bad either. I must say, I was expectingfrom this book It takes inspiration from a wide array of very good adventure novels, but manages to bebigoted than the colonial literature that inspired it and less factual and forward looking than books written thirty years before.One of the major inspirations is H Rider Haggard s early pulp adventure stories, including the tales of Allan Quatermain Like Tarzan, these stories take place in the depths of colonial Africa, but the attitudes and portrayal of other races are farinsulting in Tarzan than in Haggard s books, despite the fact that Haggard was writing three decades before.Of course, having actually visited Africa numerous times during the Colonial period, Haggard had a much better idea of what was going on there African tribes are portrayed as noble savages in Haggard, which is a rather silly portrayal, but Tarzan s tribes are made up of ignorant, warlike, half human cannibals.Throughout Tarzan, one consistent theme is the popular colonial concept from the previous century that Blood Will Out This was a theory that genetic traits were responsible for social classes, and that if a prince were raised by pig farmers, he would instinctively know how to bow and pick out a salad fork.Some stories even indicated that a nobleman could defeat any commoner in a sword duel, even if the commoner were a soldier and the noble had never held a sword before While Tarzan does not stretch credulity quite that much, it does state that Tarzan naturally understands the concepts of honor, bowing, marriage, and social class.This explanation is also meant to underscore how Tarzan could learn to read simply by looking at books Though he might come to recognize some of the symbolism, Burroughs takes for granted that he could understand not only that the pictures represented people, but other complexities such as lights and clothes.Even if he could decipher the pictures, coming to understand the text without a key is a nearly insurmountable task, as Burroughs should have known from the Rosetta Stone of popular Egyptology Even if he could see that the symbols for Man coincided with pictures of human beings, coming to understand the use of articles and copulas would be many degreesdifficult Without training in linguistics or the scientific method, solving such problems is unlikely, especially alone.Even if we take for granted that Tarzan could decipher the pictures and intuit the meaning of things he d never seen before and break down the code of letters, words, sentences, tone, and symbolism which his he does, in the letters he writes Even so, there is no explanation how he could have known how to pronounce words, as he had no phonetic understanding of how English actually sounds Yet he signs his letters Tarzan , his ape name.There are also some errors in the portrayal of animal behaviors For example, lions are depicted as solitary, and jaguars are unable to climb trees While Natural History was still in its early stages at this point, there were plenty of accurate accounts including Haggard s from which to draw inspiration Likely, Burroughs wasinfluenced by the sensationalist tales of Darkest Africa than the experiences of actual travelers and experts, such as Haggard and Conrad.The apes in the series are particularly interesting, as they share little resemblance to any great ape, descending instead from evolutionary ideas about early humans It is unsurprising that Burroughs would pick up on this popular contemporary idea His apes use tools, make music, communicate by spoken language, eat meat, perform social rituals, and commit war on one another.Of course, any ape with these traits would have been driven to extinction by competition with humans This helps to explain why Gorillas survived, since they are herbivores, and hence do not compete with humans for resources Even then, the only remaining gorillas live in mountainous, jungle regions too remote for humans to settle.If a warlike and omnivorous species of protohumans were to survive, they would have to be in an isolated pocket of jungle or perhaps an island, an idea which Burroughs later explored in The Land That Time Forgot.Verne portrays a similar group of proto humans in The Village in the Treetops , but he actually refers to them as a species of homo sapiens, not as super apes Verne s depiction is athoughtful expansion of Darwin s ideas, showcasing his talent for extrapolating new ideas into interesting, forward looking books.If Burroughs had created some bridge between Verne and Haggard, then Tarzan would have been a book worthy of its reputation Instead, it is a silly and naive adventure that fails to explore the most fertile ideas and instead relies on the least likely ones.Burroughs is a creative and ingenious author, combining concepts from natural history with sci fi and adventure stories However, his plots are often unfocused, simply leaping from one moment to the next without build or connection He will sometimes squander good opportunities for plot or characterization, instead focusing on fragmentary bits of adventure For example, the romance between Tarzan and Jane goes off without a hitch This is despite an inability to communicate and the fact that Tarzan is a frighteningly powerful and alien figure Pride and Prejudice creates an entire plot three times the length of Tarzan based on the fact that it s hard for two people to get along, even if they are both well off, attractive nobles from the same culture.Burroughs overrides the development of a romance by the constant insistence that Tarzan s nobility is evident to Jane, mitigating any frightening elements of her animal attraction to him Despite immediately recognizing his nobility in his every thought, step, word, and deed, she is unable to recognize that he actually is a noble, even when he gives her a picture of his father, Lord Greystoke She responds how he looks exactly like Tarzan, but Burroughs tells us through third person narration that she never even imagines that they might be related.So, Burroughs invents an implausible and difficult reason to maintain conflict by doubt of Tarzan s birthright, but squelches the opportunity to present a troubled love story, even though it would be the most likely result of the situation It is almost as if he cannot bear to providethan a moment of fleeting hardship to his characters, and when he needs a man s life threatened by the natives, instead of using an established character, he creates a new one on the spur of the moment.Burroughs combines many sources of inspiration in his books, and creates vivid, fast paced adventures However, his brand of wild, free wheeling adventure seems to work better on Mars, where there is no fact checking or colonial philosophizing to strain his credibility The romanticized idealism in Burroughs high adventures cannot be sustained on a world as small and mean as Earth.Perhaps Burroughs was simplyenad of the John Carter series, since they areimaginative andwell written In any case, Tarzan was his money maker, so it s no wonder that he returned to it so often, but Tarzan lacks Carter s charm, and a nonsensical Martian world isplausible than a nonsensical African one.No doubt I ll pick upof the Tarzan books in time, and will have to suspend my credulity about ant men, immortality, mad scientists, and talking gorillas But really, as long as it s written well, I m willing to extend my disbelief Perhaps the problem with this book isn t that it s too strange, but that it s not strange enough Burroughs tries to realize his world with facts, but only shows that he is not familiar enough to write about them. I feel like I ve been waiting for a book like this my entire life, and here it was all this time, published long before I was even born.Is the light cast upon race and gender in this novel wrong and inappropriate Most definitely However, I read this book ignoring these things, not out of ignorance as the word would imply, but with an acceptance of the flaws, and deciding instead to fall in love with the adventure and the horrible violence of Tarzan s growing up in the jungle I didn t read this looking for a realistic survival study on apes and men either I was not expecting the gritty and gruesome nature of the story, as my only experience of Tarzan prior to reading this novel is with the Disney animated movie version There is no child friendly telling of Tarzan winning the love of the great ape Kerchak and Jane teaching him how to read, or Tarzan gallivanting around with his ape buddy Terk view spoiler Terkoz is actually an antagonist here hide spoiler Tarzan has become a larger than life myth that supersedes his own literary footprint signature traits like his yodeling yell and broken English me Tarzan, you Jane greeting are actually a Hollywood variation from the original story Burroughs tale of an Englishman raised by apes in the unexplored jungles of Africa was written and published in pulp magazine installments over 100 years ago, and many parts haven t aged particularly well Burroughs characterizations of both the natives and the servant Esmeralda are offensive for a modern audience and was probably in poor taste even at the time of publication the Dover edition, published in 1997, contains a Publisher s Note deploring the stereotypes The storyline meanders at times and often grinds to a halt altogether during lengthy expository ramblings The prose often feels stuffy and over explanatory, not to mention chock full of early 20th Century English centricism The story s saving grace is found in the moments of pure pulp joy during fight action scenes or as Tarzan moves quickly through the jungle vine swinging is not played up quite as much as it was in the movies , where you find yourself riveted to the page wondering how our hero will escape his latest peril and what will become of him in the next installment But the fleeting moments of fun may not be enough to persuade you to continue on with the 24 sequels, many of which are of dubious quality by most accounts. Tarzan of the Apes was a pulp classic that spawned a slew of sequels, movies, radio and television shows and a community in California I was surprised, pleasantly by the style of writing, Edgar Rice Burroughs was a talented craftsman, and I am amazed at his ability to again and again draw the reader into a cliffhanger situation A good read. Silly to the point of being nonsensical unabashedly and un self consciously racist still, I enjoyed it when I first read it as a teen Tarzan is a member of the British aristocracy who is raised by the great apes Being an English aristocrat, he s much superior to all the animals of the jungle of course and soon becomes the Lord of All He Surveys This superman learns to read English without the help of anybody from childhood picture books and soon learns to speak it also in record time However, I was unable to understand how he wrote Tarzan without ever learning the sounds of the letter Also, I was a bit confused about how his aristocratic ancestry was confirmed in the days when DNA testing was science fiction view spoiler Surprisingly, he does not get the girl in this story, but does a heroic sacrifice and gives her up You have to read The Return of Tarzan to find out how Jane ultimately marries Tarzan hide spoiler